Does anyone else hear a shotgun?

My idol at Evil Beet says that a reliable sources are reporting a Mother's Day Weekend wedding for Ashlee n' Pete. My best guess is that this is because she is knocked up and about to start busting out...but I recall seeing a video not too long ago of Ashlee appearing to be totally wasted during a radio show visit. She had also gotten a brand spankin new tat on her left inner wrist the night before. Last I checked, both booze and tats were frowned upon during pregnancy. Either she is not pregnant and punking us all, or she is truly her sister's sister. You tell me which you think it is.